The Kai Kai list.

   A lot of times people forget that drag queens are just men in disguise. Being a drag queen myself i never forget this. also a lot of times these drag queens make for cute guys as well. If you can see past all the lashes and make up you might see some good looking fellas underneath it all. Here are just a few that I have chosen from the pack.

1. Thorgy Thor

   If you don'tknow this glamour clwon you need to get into her fantasy. I meet this goof troop at Vig 27, a now closed bar, about 3 or 4 years ago. One of the funniest bitches you will ever get to watch. This gammy girl has legs for days, and as a boy is a the definition of a Billyburg hipster. Long dread locks, and questionably ethinic Thorgy comes has landed a place on The Kai Kai List.

2. Titania Steele

    The Bridgitte Nielsen of drag Titania Steele has a ass you could bounce a quater off of. Her motto in the bedroom is "no shit, no blood, no puke" other than that she is down to clown. She is also no stranger to showing off her body. If you get the pleasure to see this queen as a boy then you are a lucky gal. BTW her boy outfits are just as ridiculous as her drag outfits.

3. Mocha Lite

    Mocha Lite is a good name for this next queen.This racially ambigous gal also happens to be a pretty boy. Mocha is a Brooklyn based queen who performs all over the city.  She is a great photographer with her group "State of Emergency" and half of the drag romance that is Misty and Mocha, so I hate to let you all know she is already taken, and by another queen at that!!! Go figure.

3. Krystal Something-Something

   Queen come in all shapes and sizes. With that in mind Krystal has been all shapes and sizes. A lot of people didn't know what to think when they all of a sudden saw a skinny Krystal. Before she was a little beefy and now she's all toned, and no one loves to be seen in the buff more than Krystal with some of her much talked about performances. She just did her first ever solo show at Barracuda in Chelsea. This show featured a number where she plays the piano with her penis on stage, and even photage of her blowing her load all over her stomach on the screen for everyone to see which recieved tons of cheering from the audience. Go see this brilliant queen ASAP. Run don't walk.

5. Anastasia Oleander

Anyone who knows me knows that I am a sucker for a hipster. This glamour girl is giving you hipster realness as a boy, and look at that paint. She will give you glamour the house down boots. One of those MAC kids which can go one way or the other, Anastasia has landed on the good side of the paint. Look her up and get into the fantasy.

UNFRIEND!!!!

So I have recently come acroos the website called who.deleted.me. This is a website that allows you to see who deleted you on facebook.  DO NOT GET THIS WEBSITE. It will only drive you crazy. Especially the first time that you realize that someone that you consider a good friend has deleted you. You will obsess over this trust me.  So this begs the question. It is better to know that someone doesn't like you. Or would you rather that stay a secret?

Who are you rooting for on Rupaul's Drag Race?

    The time has come. . . . for me to spend every monday night watching Rupaul's Drag Race. This is one of the only shows that I have seen every single episode of. I love everything thing from the buzz surrounding the cast announcements to the reunions episode. 

    This season who are you rooting for. I am a big fan of Latrice Royale and Sharon Needles. I really want to see those to make it all the way to the top. I also think that the two hottest boys are Willam and the one that got sent home in the first episode.  To be honest I have already forgotten her name, but I remember thinking, "Hmmm . . . a cute boy" as she shashayed away.  There are my top two. WHo do you want to see win?

Occupy Wall Street. Gurl it is severe up in here!!!!!!!!

    Hello all of my little Whipper Snappers.  Where do we all stand on "Ocuppy Wall Street"? Nothing has my friends more divided than this demonstration.  There are the people that think, "these people are just a bunch of hippies wanting to smoke pot in Libert Plaza." Then there are those who believe that this is the revolition spoken of in such documentaries as "Zeitgiest" and "End Game".
   So what is it? Don't we all have the right to stand up for what we believe in?  People are expecting a great change and they have only been there for 16 days now.  Do you know how long it took to build this currupt system? The first central bank was established in 1791. That was 200 years ago. That was mean fixing 13.75 years every single day.  That is a little ambitious. We are still trying to fix all of the damage from 9/11 and that was only ten years ago.

   On the other hand I can see where these people who criticize are coming from. It may seem like there are just a lot of hippies sitting around not doing anything except smoking pot and being topless in a drum circle. I thin kthat the most important thing to realizxe is that they are geting exactly what they want.  Global attention to a very serious issue.  Even If you think this is stupid you can agreee that we have a horrible monetary system. Our Fedreal Reserve is getting more attention that it's ever gotten and that is important.  Thing like this need to come under severe scrutiny.
   So what do I suggest? Go down there. I don't mean go don there and stand on the outskirts with your arms folded judging everyone. I mean get into the middle of everything.  Join a general assembly meeting. Go to the kitchen and grab an apple for yourself. have conversations with these people, and I don't mean just one person with a shallow conversation. I real conversations with some of the laid off MTA workers who are there, some of the single moms who are there, some of the people who have been there since the whole thing started 16 days ago.
    It is entirely too easy to stand on the outside and judge, especially when you can join the group and they will prbably even accept, because it is the only pure democaracy left in the world today.

Dear Mr. Wing Wong

    I have a neighbor. No big deal most if us do. Unless you live in the boon docks of the Bayuu. Well my neighbor masturbates every single day at the same time.  Again no big deal. A lot of men masturbate about once a day, however we don't all do it in front of a window with a leg up on the computer desk, for the whole world to see. Maybe he is some sort of a voyer. It's also the duration with wich he does it. I had a show tonight and he was masturbating at 8:30PM. It is now 2:49AM and he is still at it. What is his penis made of. . . steel wool? There should be severe chaffing at this point.  He is also the laziest masturbator in the history of the world, but if I did it for that long I would probably not sprint out of the gate either.
    Now I will give you a visual. I decided against taking a picture of him doing it. He is about 24 yrs old. He looks like he might be a college student. Asian guy, a little thick. . . not fat, just a little plump and circumstance, glasses and his penis is nothing write home about (but apparently it's something to blog about)

  Anyway it's a great free show that I enjoy every night right outside my window and every once in a while he will even give me a matine perfomance. Do you guys have any neighbors that do things like this?

Amy Winehouse found dead.

Hello all of my little whipper snappers,

     Amy Winehouse has been found dead in her London home.  This is a day that I always saw coming.  Her life was so parallel to Janis Joplin.  Since the first time I saw her I unfirtunateky knew she would live a tragically short life.  How will she be remembered?

    There are the opposite views of her great albums and early performances, vs drunken youtube clips.  Will she have a Michael Jackson death? By this I mean will she gain more respect once it is no longer respectable to make fun of her because she is dead now.  We will see.

Tracy Morgan, homophobia is not funny.

    Anyone who knows me, know that I can laugh at anything.  I really can.  If you don't belive me, then try me.  However when you humor comes from a place of genuine hate and anger then it's just not funny anymore.
    Tracy Morgan, while in Nashville, TN,  decided to go on a long rant about how "This gay stuff is some bullshit?"  Well Tracy I believe the bullshit is the fact that people like you still exist.  You are like an ancient relic. I am really wondering how much you would go for at the antique road show.  When people talk like that you can't help but think "Though dost protest too much."
    Tracy Morgan has been quoted saying that homophobia is a choice in the past.  If it is a choice I feel like he could use a weekend run, he might come out FABULOUS!! Who knows?  When Tracy Morgan said this at Carnegie Hall he ws not meet with a very warm reception.  However in Nashiville there was reported cheering from the audience in some sections.

    This is when the story turns sad.  Tracy Morgan said that if his son were to come home and say he was gay he would stab him to death. . . STAB HIM TO DEATH!!!  Really Tracy Morgan!!! You don't think you should save your stabbings for something like him being a rapist, or  a pedophile, or a horrible bigot.  You choose homophobia.  Well there's that.  I can't say this is a terrible loss because I never really found Tracy Morgan funny to begin with, but I must say, now I have a true reason to not go and see his horrible movies.