Monday, September 26, 2011

Dear Mr. Wing Wong

    I have a neighbor. No big deal most if us do. Unless you live in the boon docks of the Bayuu. Well my neighbor masturbates every single day at the same time.  Again no big deal. A lot of men masturbate about once a day, however we don't all do it in front of a window with a leg up on the computer desk, for the whole world to see. Maybe he is some sort of a voyer. It's also the duration with wich he does it. I had a show tonight and he was masturbating at 8:30PM. It is now 2:49AM and he is still at it. What is his penis made of. . . steel wool? There should be severe chaffing at this point.  He is also the laziest masturbator in the history of the world, but if I did it for that long I would probably not sprint out of the gate either.
    Now I will give you a visual. I decided against taking a picture of him doing it. He is about 24 yrs old. He looks like he might be a college student. Asian guy, a little thick. . . not fat, just a little plump and circumstance, glasses and his penis is nothing write home about (but apparently it's something to blog about)
  Anyway it's a great free show that I enjoy every night right outside my window and every once in a while he will even give me a matine perfomance. Do you guys have any neighbors that do things like this?

No comments:

Post a Comment